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Ten Reasons Why Sweden Will Beat England.

February 21st, 2006 | By: Nicke | 20 Comments »

Some English players would rater be home in England and play with their boyfriends.

England has no good defensive midfielder, Zlatan and Svensson will find the zone between the midfield and defenders and feed Larsson and Ljungberg with brilliant passes.

Northern Ireland won against England, Sweden is better then Northern Ireland and therefore also better then England.

It is not allowed to use hands outside Premier League and Terry will give Sweden at least one penalty

Lucic is always annoying good against good attackers, Rooney and Owen think that Lucic is a no good former Leeds player when he is better then all Premier League defenders when he play for Sweden

England has not won over Sweden since England was ruled by Danish Vikings back in the 11th century

Germany will finish second in their group and England would rater meet the group winners Poland in the round of sixteen.

Prostitution is legal in Germany and several English players will be busy during the nights with exploring the local brothels.

Ljungberg have spent his entire season to make England think that he is an average player so that he can surprise them in the World Cup.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

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Comments

By Union Jack | February 21st, 2006 at 11:06 am

Ha, you Swedes are our funny little cousins with that cute little accent. You can joke all you want now, but come this summer when England beat you the tears will be flowing in your Volvos.

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By Chris | June 1st, 2006 at 10:55 am

You swedes are a bunch of poofs, if u wanna start mouthin off at the game then we are gonna run you all over your shitty country, Sweden will lose. on the pitch and in the streets.

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By BRITAIN WILL CONTROL THE WORLD AS WE ONCE DID | June 1st, 2006 at 10:59 am

GET SOME!!!

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By Martin | June 2nd, 2006 at 11:07 am

Guys, can’t you take some freindly banter!!!!

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By Pedro P | June 2nd, 2006 at 11:42 am

I guess our swediwsh friends were just trying to get a reaction from the english. And they did…

BTW, England NEVER controled the world, my friend. Or, you can call it controling, sure…

Spain and Portugal divided the world in 2, around the 15th century. If you’re too busy to study history, you might have wondered why in south america, there’s almost a clear line, of which to the left people speak spanish and to the right people speak portuguese.

And before Colombus, the vikings had already reached the Americas. Before them, the chinese.

England later took advantage of Portugal’s territories in India in the 16 or 17 century, PLUS, around the time of the 19th century, England made Portugal the famous Ultimatum (and The Pink Map affair) - forcing Portugal to leave the territory between Angola and Mozambique, were they had arrived centuries before - first portuguese conquest in Africa goes back to 1415.

With this, ENG also betrayed the oldest military treaty in Europe. The treaty of Windsor, between POR and ENG, that dated back to late 14 century.

BTW, New York was called New Amsterdam before… I guess you were too busy controling the world to know this, right…?

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By Chris | June 2nd, 2006 at 6:29 pm

why the fuck would i want to know any of that shit. i dont give a fuck, you little streak of piss. You obviously spend too much time reading and not enough time watching football and fighting. You need to learn what really matters.

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By David R | June 2nd, 2006 at 6:29 pm

u sweedish mother ass licking cunts, we now have one of the strongest teams in the world, n when we beat u cum june, all the english will kick the shit out of u bk to ur misserable low life volvo country, England!! a bread apart

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By Glenn Hysén | June 2nd, 2006 at 9:24 pm

England, the nation with a negro football team, a swedish coach and a german royal family.

But we like you still.

(And there’s evidence that the chinese sailed to America - it’s a myth.)

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By Glenn Hysén | June 2nd, 2006 at 9:34 pm

No evidence it should say.

And be nice to each other in Germany or ze police will hit you in ze head!

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By Pedro P | June 3rd, 2006 at 9:55 am

Hey Miss Chrissy, here’s something you might like to remember… I do…:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euj9V7_hoVA&search=figo%20england

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By rad|x | June 3rd, 2006 at 10:33 am

Haha, btw, first comment was totally great Pedro P.

By Chris | June 4th, 2006 at 4:35 am

okay, but this year our team has got a great chance, weve now got a great striking force, great midfield and our defenders are pretty good too. Just wait, how many times have sweden won the world cup?? we are going to the finals and we could win it, the same cant be said for sweden can it? And Glenn Hysen, dont put down our royal family, there is plenty about your nation that is not perfect
‘Be England what she will, with all her faults, she is my country still’

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By Cajun Nick | June 4th, 2006 at 5:11 pm

Saying, “My country, right or wrong” is like saying, “My mother, drunk or sober.”

- G.K. Chesterton

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By Dromichete | June 5th, 2006 at 12:39 pm

Sweden will beat England. Ibrahimovici, Ljungberg and Larson are too strong for the English defenders.

By Pedro P | June 6th, 2006 at 5:21 am

First comment is just history, but thanks… This is the one after Figo’s, Chris…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZXies8N1o&search=portugal%20vs%20england

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By Chris | June 6th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

alright, i guess im outnumbered, and youve all put up a good arguement, all i can say now is, good luck, and i suppose all we can do now is wait and see.
btw Dromichete i didnt say ‘right or wrong’ read the post again.
See ya lads.

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By Westy | June 8th, 2006 at 2:51 am

Don’t usually write on these things but I was so repulsed by what Chris said I had to say something.

I agree that this is England’s best chance to win the world cup in a long time because we have a quality team. But as past tournaments have shown having a great team does not guarantee success. In cup competitions anything is possible, but if the best team does win then it looks like Brazil will get to keep another trophy.

Chris, you’re an embarrasment to your nation.

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By Pedro P | June 9th, 2006 at 2:50 pm

To all you english, must say you have something other northern teams don’t: pashion. So much, that it prevents you from building a super pressureon yourselves. And I honestly also admire your fair-play. True. Not a##-kissing. Anyway, Portugal’s not a model of mental strength either.

Good luck to all the english, swedes (you both are very strong teams), etc, and of course, PORTUGUESE!

ps - Chris: fighting is a part of things, but it isn’t everything. Unless you’re under 15. I must tell you (as a friend) there are other ways to compensate, for males insecure as to their masculinity…! Try drinking, or pretend in front of the other lads just how good you are with the girls (you’ve obviously didn’t find them yet, so try it and you might discover something about yourself), maybe fishing, etc…

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By Chris | June 16th, 2006 at 7:33 pm

im just trying ot support my nation, at first i got the wron idea about this blog, please do not judge me, i thought this was a blog trying to make the english look bad so naturaly i reacted in that way. im sorry. it seems this is a very friendly blog, and i wish you all the best, please understand why i said those things. they meant nothing, except that i do love england and i want them to go all the way.

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By SUPERSWEDE | June 21st, 2006 at 3:27 pm

11 games, 4 victories, 7 draw’s and never lost… HEJA SVERIGE!

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